I had a dream last night. It was maybe a little bit on the nightmare side, but it was good. Because there was somebody in the dream I needed to say something to. And I sure as hell don't want to see him in real life, so being able to do it in a dream was perfect.
And, just in case I didn't get it all out in the dream, I'm going to now.
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I don't want to be your friend, nameless hiker. You behaved entirely inappropriately with me. You made a couple of weeks of my life paranoid and uncomfortable while I avoided you and worried that I might run into you again. For future reference, BOTH parties are supposed to be interested for a relationship to happen. When a woman tells you to back off before she punches you in the 'nads, it is a very definite sign that she is not interested.[1]
Thanks to you, I am less open, less friendly, and more worried that my actions might be mistaken for a come-on.
Piss off, nameless hiker. Stop trying to talk to me. And keep your hands to yourself.
unfondly,
me
[1] It kind of caught me off guard. I'm an overweight, middle aged sysadmin. We don't have to deal with these things.. normally.
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