If one more male hiker condescends to tell me that HE can get by on 12 sheets (or 8, or 3) of toilet paper a day, and then gives me a significant look implying that I should too, he is going to get an unpleasantly graphic description of the differences between his anatomy and mine, and other possibilities for why people have a more difficult task in getting clean.
I was about to write a description, but if you're a woman you already know, and if you're a man you probably don't want to know. But let me tell you this, men: piss off. It takes as much as it takes.
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