[Editor's Note: Since your usual blogger is out of town hanging out with hikers, she's arranged a guest blogger for this evening.]
how i spent my day
by beauty, age 10
today i slept until the woman's alarm went off. that must mean it's weekend. when it's not weekend, the big human gets up while it's still dark and i go potty and i get food and then i go back to bed, but today his alarm did not go off. but the woman's alarm did go off so maybe it is not weekend. alarm clocks are so confusing.
since i didn't have breakfast early, the woman made me a yummy bowl of kibble. i like it better when the woman feeds me. she puts more peanut butter on her finger to give me my pill. sometimes the big human doesn't use any peanut butter at all, and i sometimes don't notice it until i already swallow the pill. that's no fair.
it got scary and thundery. i got another pill (more peanut butter!) and i wore my thundershirt. i don't know what the thundershirt is for, but it makes the humans feel less scared, so i wear it.
after the woman left without me again, the big human got out a cat carrier. vet visit! i love vet visits! the back room is scary, but the front has people and doggies and sometimes even kitties but they're in carriers so there's no butts to sniff. andy didn't put up much of a fight. he's been around here longest, so he knows that when it's time to go to the vet, it's time to go to the vet, and there's no getting out of it.
then they left without me. i wish one day my humans would learn to understand simple communication; then they would know i always want to go with them. cars are scary, but i still like to go for a ride and i still like to be with my people. i don't know why they often go places without each other. if i were a human and i had the car keys and the opposable thumbs and the can opener, i would always be with my other people and my doggie.
the big human brought andy back; he got to see the doc! then the big human left again. he told me to be a good girl and he would be back soon. i think i remembered not to poop in his slippers.
when he came home, he brought a pizza and a salad! i love pizza and salad! i didn't get any, but he made me a plate of gooshy food. i love gooshy food! i sniffed the sunroom, and the cats only got kibble today. they get the best kibble, but they turn up their noses and don't eat it unless they get so very hungry. it's such a waste. i'd eat their kibble.
this evening was very windy outside. i went out to potty and almost blew over the fence. i decided to sack out on my big fluffy chair with a chunk of deer bone.
the woman did not come home. she's gone forever. again. i will wait a night or two before i sleep on her side of the bed. i might not at all. it is cold now. the big human's feet are very warm. i like sleeping near them. they keep suggesting i curl up next to the woman's feet, but that's crazy talk. i would freeze!
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