Showing posts with label oh dark thirty. Show all posts
Showing posts with label oh dark thirty. Show all posts

Thursday, November 3, 2011

My physical fitness is overpowered by my snoozons

I did my morning chores last night.  I packed my lunch.  I laid out a set of workout clothing, and I packed work clothes to change into later.

I had such good intentions.

I didn't get to sleep particularly late, but when the alarm went off in the dark this morning, there was just no way I was getting out of bed without a life threatening emergency.  Going to the gym to work out was so far down the list, it scrolled to another page.  I hit the snooze button for an hour.  When I finally did get up, I barely had time to get to the office on time, let alone go to the gym first.

However, I am undeterred.  I have a plan.  Somewhere I have this gadget that will slowly turn on your light at a predetermined time.  That way, when your alarm goes off, it's not dark!  It's like sunrise, only more so because it's right there in the bedroom.  I can defeat my own stupid inner caveman.  The inner caveman what says "Tiger  in dark.  Tiger bad.  Stay in cave."  That one.

Now all I have to do is find the gadget, and a lamp that will work with it, and I'm golden.  Or sweaty.  Pre-buffed.  Yup.  Just you wait and see.

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Jury doody

I have to report to the courthouse for jury duty tomorrow.  In theory I am cool with this.  Civic duty and all.  But jury duty doesn't happen at some civilized time.  No, you have to be at the courthouse by 7:30.  Normally I've barely finished my cereal by then.  Heck, this morning I turned off my alarm when it went off, and didn't wake up until nearly 8.

I figure to get up, get dressed*, eat, drive to the courthouse, get the shuttle bus from the parking lot to the courthouse**, and be at the jury duty room by 7:30, I'll need to set my alarm for about 5:30.  That's oh dark thirty.  I don't like getting up in the dark.  I don't think well then.  I don't drive well then.  I will definitely be grumpy.

I'll have to drive significantly farther than I do on a normal morning.  In heavier traffic.  Grumpity.

Given that I'm getting over a cold, I will also be coughing a lot.  Maybe they'll excuse me on the grounds that my cough is annoying.

*You have to dress "professionally".  Yeah, I'm a UNIX sysadmin.  Professional for me is a tshirt with something rude on it, and jeans.  Or sweats.  Or, whatever.  You know.  Stuff.  Usually but not always with no extraneous holes.

**The courthouse is in a tiny, tiny town.  The building was greatly expanded a few years back.  The town is so tiny that there isn't room any more to park at the dang courthouse.  You have to park at a nearby large parking lot and get a shuttle over.  The courthouse has been rebuilt twice after fires.  They couldn't have decided to bag it and rebuild somewhere with enough room?  Sheesh.
This IS my professional attire!