I guess I can't NOT tell you that I bought a new car. Eddy got too expensive and annoying to maintain. And as much as I loved his bullet marked self, it was time for a new car. Past time, even. And then the windshield wipers started to shred, and the seal around the hatchback had already started to leak, and then on Friday the check engine light came on.
"THAT IS IT" I said. In all caps. I was done. I was so done. I mentally wished Eddy a fond farewall and girded myself for the car shopping that had finally come. I still had no idea what I wanted, other than it would be comfortable and drive okay. And have lumbar support. I have always owned cars with lumbar support. I just assumed it was normal. But as it turns out, lumbar support is one of those special luxuries one gets, along with nice radios and fancy hubcaps. About which I do not give a shit. But the lumbar support is essential, especially after Pluto's contribution to the health of my lower spine.
So I drove my happy ass to Carmax on Saturday morning. Well, first I spent an hour searching for Eddy's title. Then I drove to Carmax. And because I had never been there before, I first blundered into the associated Toyota dealership. I had no idea. I thought it was just Carmax. And so there was a very nice salesmen talking about Toyotas and I'm wall "why the Toyota fixation dude?" But anyway I test drove a RAV4 after talking to him about my car-related needs. And once I finally figured out I was in a Toyota dealership, I said thanks and asked for directions to the used car lot.
He notified Charlene that I was coming, and she accompanied me around the lot as we checked car after car to see if it had lumbar support. Answer: no. Finally we found like five cars with lumbar support, and I test drove them. Okay, five "crossover vehicles". Because I needed a station wagon, basically, in which I could drive both 2+ human beings and carry a bunch of crap. Backpacks, yoga mats, horse cookies.. it all adds up. Plus my muck boots, jumper cables, snow shovel, and a bunch of other useful objects. So I need a lot of room in my boot.
The problem was this: most of these vehicles drove like a truck. I don't want to drive a truck. I want to drive a car. The one that drove the very best? Had a scent issue. I don't know what the hell they did to it, but it had a perfume smell that had my throat raw after the test drive. I thought maybe I could live with it until the smell faded, until I found the two spots where somebody had drilled through the body of the car. And I decided that I did not need to know what illegal activities had taken place in this vehicle, but I DID need to not buy it.
I also drove a Mazda CX-something out of affection for Mazdas. And it drove like a dream. But it did not have lumbar support.
Around this time JD showed up. He had to stay home because due to bizarre and crazy happenstance, we got our drive regravelled yesterday. And somebody had to pay the graveller. Obviously I couldn't, as I was car shopping. He went on one test drive with me, but by then it had been five hours and I was completely zombified. I had no idea which vehicle was which. They all blended together. So we left for Silver Diner.
At Silver Diner I ordered a diet coke and a coffee, because they only had caffeine free diet coke and I clearly needed caffeine. I also ordered a bunless burger and some mashed potatoes (safely GF) and ate moodily while staring at JD's fries. Once I was back in the land of the living, we talked about the various vehicles I had tried out. There is no huge benefit in buying used vehicles right now. Everybody wants them, and so the price has gone up. So I decided to buy the very first vehicle I had tried - the new RAV4. It drove great, it had lots of cargo room, the back seats were fine, and if I got the fancy package I could have lumbar support. And butt warmers!
Only problem was, I had left Eddy's registration at home. So we drove back there, and waited a little until Mr Toyota Salesman was available again, and then spent all of my available money on a new RAV4. In green. Not that I particularly cared about the color. And we finally got back home around 9 pm.
So I am the new owner of a RAV4. Note that I did not say "proud". It's a nice enough vehicle, but it's no Eddy. And it has a LOT of functions, most of which I have not read the manual for yet. So it beeps at me a lot. It's a little bitchy. And it was manufactured in Canada. It's clearly female (RAV4's are a little wide in the hip area) and might be named Nanette. I'm waiting to see.
One of the reasons why it’s recommended to test drive cars before buying is to see if you’re comfortable driving it. In addition, used cars need to be under more scrutiny because you don’t want to end up having more trouble with it. But it looked like the whole blunder with going into Toyota instead of the used car dealership turned out to be a blessing in disguise. The Rav4 may not have been what you initially went out for, but since you were most comfortable with it and how the used cars you test drove didn’t handle well or have questionable histories, I say it was a good call to shell out more money for a new car instead.
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